Comments on: The Apprentice says “You’re Fired!”, we say “You’re Hired!” http://www.taptu.com/blog/2008/06/12/the-apprentice-says-youre-fired-we-say-youre-hired/ Taptu is a search engine for your mobile phone. Starting with music and fact-finding, we offer tons of snippets to help you find what you need quickly on your mobile. Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:45:10 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Ian http://www.taptu.com/blog/2008/06/12/the-apprentice-says-youre-fired-we-say-youre-hired/#comment-10505 Ian Thu, 12 Jun 2008 16:27:29 +0000 http://www.taptu.com/blog/?p=350#comment-10505 I completely disagree with what Anonymous and Obbop said. Ridiculous comments. I completely disagree with what Anonymous and Obbop said. Ridiculous comments.

]]> By: Craig http://www.taptu.com/blog/2008/06/12/the-apprentice-says-youre-fired-we-say-youre-hired/#comment-10503 Craig Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:44:55 +0000 http://www.taptu.com/blog/?p=350#comment-10503 Sad but true, Anonymous said what I was thinking. No it shouldn't matter - but she sounds so great ... ;) (I own a laptop and I want it to marry me - gold, I tells ya) Sad but true, Anonymous said what I was thinking.

No it shouldn’t matter - but she sounds so great … ;)

(I own a laptop and I want it to marry me - gold, I tells ya)

]]> By: Obbop http://www.taptu.com/blog/2008/06/12/the-apprentice-says-youre-fired-we-say-youre-hired/#comment-10502 Obbop Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:23:33 +0000 http://www.taptu.com/blog/?p=350#comment-10502 One glaring omission; nary a Polish joke. That should be the death-knell of the bipedal primate being hired. Of course, an acceptable personal interview could overcome the lack. Especially if the lass dressed as a cute school girl in a short pleated skirt. Just do not accept incessant giggling. Whatever happens, always remember, the best man for the job is almost always a male. Sadly, very few females are as productive as males. If hired, you could always have the female's job description include "serving wench" as part of her duties. One glaring omission; nary a Polish joke. That should be the death-knell of the bipedal primate being hired.

Of course, an acceptable personal interview could overcome the lack. Especially if the lass dressed as a cute school girl in a short pleated skirt.

Just do not accept incessant giggling.

Whatever happens, always remember, the best man for the job is almost always a male. Sadly, very few females are as productive as males.

If hired, you could always have the female’s job description include “serving wench” as part of her duties.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.taptu.com/blog/2008/06/12/the-apprentice-says-youre-fired-we-say-youre-hired/#comment-10501 Anonymous Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:31:27 +0000 http://www.taptu.com/blog/?p=350#comment-10501 is she hot? is she hot?

]]> By: Dan http://www.taptu.com/blog/2008/06/12/the-apprentice-says-youre-fired-we-say-youre-hired/#comment-10500 Dan Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:29:12 +0000 http://www.taptu.com/blog/?p=350#comment-10500 That's superb... do we know if her laptop has been seen in jewellery shops recently? That’s superb… do we know if her laptop has been seen in jewellery shops recently?

]]> By: Elizabeth http://www.taptu.com/blog/2008/06/12/the-apprentice-says-youre-fired-we-say-youre-hired/#comment-10498 Elizabeth Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:59:04 +0000 http://www.taptu.com/blog/?p=350#comment-10498 Brilliant! Love the application email and pleased that it worked out for both of you. Brilliant! Love the application email and pleased that it worked out for both of you.

]]> By: Ian http://www.taptu.com/blog/2008/06/12/the-apprentice-says-youre-fired-we-say-youre-hired/#comment-10497 Ian Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:51:32 +0000 http://www.taptu.com/blog/?p=350#comment-10497 Ha fantastic! Glad to hear you've employed her! Taptu does sound like the type of company who would take that cover letter the way it's meant and invite her in for a chat. There are plenty of companies out there with people with no sense of humour or who cannot recognise originality. I'm currently looking for work, I might take from her example! Great stuff. Ha fantastic! Glad to hear you’ve employed her!

Taptu does sound like the type of company who would take that cover letter the way it’s meant and invite her in for a chat. There are plenty of companies out there with people with no sense of humour or who cannot recognise originality.

I’m currently looking for work, I might take from her example!

Great stuff.

]]> By: Shinykatie http://www.taptu.com/blog/2008/06/12/the-apprentice-says-youre-fired-we-say-youre-hired/#comment-10494 Shinykatie Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:42:47 +0000 http://www.taptu.com/blog/?p=350#comment-10494 I love her! I wish I got applications like this - the ones I've been getting recently have been making me feel grumpy. Glad you've hired her, what a great application. I love her! I wish I got applications like this - the ones I’ve been getting recently have been making me feel grumpy.

Glad you’ve hired her, what a great application.

]]> By: Vero http://www.taptu.com/blog/2008/06/12/the-apprentice-says-youre-fired-we-say-youre-hired/#comment-10492 Vero Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:35:06 +0000 http://www.taptu.com/blog/?p=350#comment-10492 She did - We've hired her to handle Polish translations! Success! She did - We’ve hired her to handle Polish translations!

Success!

]]> By: J http://www.taptu.com/blog/2008/06/12/the-apprentice-says-youre-fired-we-say-youre-hired/#comment-10491 J Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:31:32 +0000 http://www.taptu.com/blog/?p=350#comment-10491 If you don't employ her, I'm going to start up my own company just so that I can! That's an awesome application email! Maybe I should try a similar technique to get me a better job! If you don’t employ her, I’m going to start up my own company just so that I can!

That’s an awesome application email!

Maybe I should try a similar technique to get me a better job!

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